Your place is a right royal mess. Of that you can be quite certain. It is a real eyesore at this time. Your hands are squeezing your skull together like a hardy piece of wood tightly clenched in a German-built vice. It is not Miami vice but it is handyman packages in dover de that you might be able to look forward to. Because as of now, you do not really have a clue. But get one of these handyman packages going.
And soon you will know. No, no. Not at all. You are not about to become one heck of a good Mr. Know It All. No, no. These are not one of these DIY packages that you can purchase off of the shelf down at your nearby hardware store. And there are certainly no easy to read, easy to follow instructions either. Even if there were, you could still be here by next week. Still trying to figure out how these gizmos and gadgets work and everything.
And even if you were to be working with such things, half of the time they do not work the way they are supposed to anyway. What happens when you spend just ten minutes of your time just standing there, patiently trying to figure out what the heck that sales clerk, barely out of diapers, down at the hardware store is telling you. What do these kids know anyway? But these guys? Well, they are quite something else.
They seem to know everything. And they work real fast too. No, no. They are not robots. They are handymen. Flesh and blood, just like you and me. And they’re real nice guys too. Just like you and me.